Does anyone else hear his voice while reading these
“”A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
why do seagulls fly over the sea
because if they fly over bays they would be baygels
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
when a dog ignores me i get more upset than if a human ignores me
